We love The Onion. If you haven't read their website and have a sense of humor, it's worth burning a few hours of your life. GM is the next target of their USAToday-like "Infographs". Being motor-heads, we do have to point out the one factual mistake: that's a 2006 Impala, not a '05. We didn't know Mrs. GM gets $625 a car to buy expensive hats. Thanks for the tip starlightmica.